O le Zombie Apocalypse i luga o le Horizon?

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Na iu lava ina tupu, o le zombie apocalypse o iinei! O le olaga e pei ona tatou iloa o le a suia e faavavau! Leai ni ata TV, leai ni taaloga vitio, leai se Twitter!?! E faapefea ona tatou ola!? Ae fa'atali mo sina taimi, o le a le mea o le a tatou 'ai?! Ua le toe iai ni mea'ai vave, leai ni faleoloa kofe, leai ni mea'ai e tu'uina atu ai mea'ai ma leai ni faleoloa? O le a le mea o le a tatou faia i le lalolagi?

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O le tala fiafia, e le moni lenei ulutala. O le tala leaga, e te le'i saunia lava. Ae vaai i le itu pupula. Key To Life Supply o iinei e fesoasoani! E mafai ona matou saunia oe, lou aiga, au uo ma e oo lava i lou pitonuu mo lenei mea. E ala i le aʻoaʻoina e toto a oe lava meaʻai, faʻaaogaina lau fanau i le 'ai o meaʻai maloloina, fou e te gaosia ma galulue ma lou pitonuʻu e tufatufa ma fefaʻatauaʻi na meaʻai, e mafai ona tatou ola uma i le apocalypse zombie! O le mea e lelei ai, o le totoina o au lava meaʻai e malie, faigofie nai lo le mea e te mafaufau i ai, itiiti galuega nai lo le mea e te mafaufau i ai, ma e le tatau ona e faia na o oe! Le Ki To Life Supply aiga ei ai mea uma e te manaʻomia. E ala i la matou feso'ota'iga o pa'aga ma a matou aufaigaluega talenia o faiaoga, e mafai ona matou fa'aali atu ia te oe le fa'atupuina o le tele o sapalai o fualaau 'aina ma fualaau faisua.

E le gata i lea, o le tuputupu a'e fa'alenatura ma le a'oa'oina o ni faiga fa'apalapala faigofie i lau otaota o la'au, e mafai ona e toe fau le palapala ma fa'aitiitia ai lou fa'alagolago i fetilaisa. O lau fa'ato'aga o le a tupu tele i eleele ua toe fa'aleleia e fesoasoani ai i la'au ia olaola i le mea sili latou te gafatia. E ala i feso'ota'iga fa'atasi ma lou nu'u, e mafai e tagata uma ona taula'i atu i le fa'atupuina o se mea e fai sina 'ese'ese ina ia fa'aauau pea ona tatou fa'afiafia i se mea'ai suamalie. O le pikiina faigofie, tu'u apa, fa'asusu ma le teuina lelei o mea'ai o le a mautinoa ai o le a fa'aauau pea le ola manuia o le nu'u, e o'o lava i taimi sili ona faigata o le taumalulu.

Va’ai la, e leai se mea e popole ai! Tusa lava pe liliu le lalolagi i le faʻaleagaina, e te le tau popole e uiga i le 'ai o meaʻai a taifau ua maeʻa mo lou olaga atoa. E mafai e oe ma lou nuu ona aai e pei o ni tupu ona ua e mauaina le tomai ma le poto talafeagai e saunia ai manaoga sili ona faigofie o le tagata, o meaai suamalie. Ma o le tala fiafia, e tusa lava pe le mafai ona fua mai le apocalypse zombie, ua e maua nei le malosi e faʻaitiitia ai lou tulagavae kaponi, ola faʻatumauina, fausia se puipuiga malosi e ala i le 'ai o vailaau faʻasaina ma meaʻai e leai ni vailaʻau, faʻateleina lou tau o meatotino ma tu'u atu i lou nu'u se feso'ota'iga o le fa'atututoatasi. Matou te faʻamalosia oe e fai le laasaga muamua ma faʻafesoʻotaʻi i matou i le Key To Life Supply aʻo leʻi tuai!

OA MEA E AVEA MAI LENEI TUSI:

  • And the good news is, even if the zombie apocalypse never does come to fruition, you now have the ability to decrease your carbon footprint, live more sustainably, build a stronger immune system by eating pesticide and chemical free foods, increase your property value and provide your community with a network of self-sufficiency.
  • By learning to grow your own food, getting your kids used to eating the healthy, fresh food you produce and working with your neighborhood to distribute and trade that food, we can all survive the zombie apocalypse.
  • You and your community can eat like kings because you have acquired the skills and knowledge necessary to provide the simplest of human needs, delicious food.

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